Which land animal could you beat in an MMA fight?
Alright, similar post as last time, but I have changed the rules to make things a little more interesting. Rules: You will be paid the square of the bodyweight (in lbs) of the animal in USD (Example: If you pick a 1lbs animal you get paid 12 = $1, if you pick a 200lbs animal you get paid 2002 = $40,000). You can only pick animals that can survive on land indefinitely (Giant turtles/tortoises and humans are banned.) You have to specify a height, weight, subspecies, and sex of the animal you pick (Example: a 4'6" tall 110lbs male western grey kangaroo). You cannot state characteristics that are abnormal for the animal (No fat pigs and no obese chihuahuas, sorry). The fight will take place in a standard MMA cage. There will be only 1 round to the death, no time limits, last one alive wins. If you survive, all your wounds will be magically healed, so no absurd hospital charges. You will be completely naked during the fight, and aren't allowed any tools, weapons, and equipment. The animal is allowed to use its natural weapons like teeth and claws. There are no restrictions to how you can strike or grapple (Fishhooks, eye gouging, etc. are allowed). This time, the animal won't be bloodlusted, and it would have some degree of self-preservation, but it would still be in fight or flight mode, basically like a regular human MMA fighter. Personally, idk what to pick with these new set of rules. I'm more interested in hearing your opinions. Remember, giant turtles/tortoises are not allowed, so don't say that again. submitted by /u/Apart_Possibility380 [link] [comments]
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Alright, similar post as last time, but I have changed the rules to make things a little more interesting.
Rules:
- You will be paid the square of the bodyweight (in lbs) of the animal in USD (Example: If you pick a 1lbs animal you get paid 12 = $1, if you pick a 200lbs animal you get paid 2002 = $40,000).
- You can only pick animals that can survive on land indefinitely (Giant turtles/tortoises and humans are banned.) You have to specify a height, weight, subspecies, and sex of the animal you pick (Example: a 4'6" tall 110lbs male western grey kangaroo). You cannot state characteristics that are abnormal for the animal (No fat pigs and no obese chihuahuas, sorry).
- The fight will take place in a standard MMA cage. There will be only 1 round to the death, no time limits, last one alive wins. If you survive, all your wounds will be magically healed, so no absurd hospital charges.
- You will be completely naked during the fight, and aren't allowed any tools, weapons, and equipment. The animal is allowed to use its natural weapons like teeth and claws. There are no restrictions to how you can strike or grapple (Fishhooks, eye gouging, etc. are allowed). This time, the animal won't be bloodlusted, and it would have some degree of self-preservation, but it would still be in fight or flight mode, basically like a regular human MMA fighter.
Personally, idk what to pick with these new set of rules. I'm more interested in hearing your opinions. Remember, giant turtles/tortoises are not allowed, so don't say that again.
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